Yes!

One down, hundreds of thousands to go.

WTF!!!!!

According to reports just coming in, the murderous motherfucker was trying to contact Al Qaeda.

Fifty Thousands soldiers at Ft Hood and it takes a 5'2" civilian cop, who will be my hero FOREVER, to take this piece of shit down.

Not a military gun in sight.

What the FUCK is the military thinking............

I'm not an expert, I've only been wearing the uniform for 30+ years, but I'm thinking it's time for ALL military members to be armed, 24 - 7.

What do think?

I have questions.

1. Why do really, really old people keep driving?
2. Why do really, really old people drive no faster than 3 MPH SLOWER than the posted speed limit?

3. WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS IN FRONT OF ME???????

ROAD RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

World's biggest meatball

A US restaurant has broken the world record for the largest meatball.

I thought we already broke the record about a year ago!

Idiot

A little something I ran across today

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical
minority, and rapidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by
the clean end."

Well said...........

Meme, de meme meme meme

My dear brother, who I thought liked me just a little bit, thinks I have a ton of spare time and decided I needed to do this. Okie Dokie, then.

Where is your cell phone? On the couch
Your hair? Still on my head
Your mother? Living and still ornery.
Your father? Passed on to a better place.
Your favorite food? Chicken fried rice. I could eat it for every meal.
Your dream last night? A friend in Afghanistan got nailed by an IED. It woke me up @ 2am. I haven't slept since.
Your favorite drink? Pink wine from a box.
Your dream/goal? To live long enough to get my kids into college.
What room are you in? Living room.
Your hobby? Pink wine from a box.
Your fear? Obama/Biden/Pelosi/Reid scares the living crap outta me.
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Still alive.
Where were you last night? Home, alone, as usual.
Something that you aren't? High maintenance.
Muffins? WTF?
Wish list item? To one day own a house in Truckee.
Where did you grow up? Wisconsin and Florida.
Last thing you did? Drove the kids to school.
What are you wearing? Fleece.
Your TV? Which one, I have 5.
Your pets? Don't have any, don't want any.
Friends? I don't have any.
Your life? I don't have one - I have kids.
Your mood? Can you spell yo-yo?
Missing someone? Yes....
Vehicle? 2010 Tacoma and a 1968 Mustang.
Something you're not wearing? Socks
Your favorite store? Lowe's.
Your favorite color? Blue
When was the last time you laughed? I don't do that
Last time you cried? I don't do that, either. Afraid I might not stop.
Your best friend? I don't have one.
One place that I go to over and over? The recliner in my bedroom.
One person who emails me regularly? vch.
Favorite place to eat? Whoa! Too personal.

I'm supposed to pass this on to 6 other people, but I'm not sure I know that many, but if you're feeling Froggy, go for it.

Brother, dear, you're dead meat, you know that, right?

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