1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
3. Hot wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM cars.
4. McDonald's is selling the 1/4-ouncer.
5. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
6. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
7. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
8. Motel Six won't leave the light on.
9. The Mafia is laying off judges.
10.. The bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds"...You have to call the bank and ask if they meant you or them.
6.29.2009
The Economy is So Bad:
Posted by "That Dude" at 8:06 PM
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... sad but true. But at least I already know the names of my kids. I guess I am slightly ahead.
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